"There are these two assassins hiding right outside the presidential palace. They're waiting for the president to come out, and their fingers are glued to the triggers of their pistols. Well the whole day goes by, but this president never leaves the palace. So the assassins keep waiting. The next day comes and goes, and still no sign of the president. Then the third day comes and the same thing happens. By now the men are pretty upset.
'Where the hell can he be?' Asks one.
The other man turns to his companion, full of concern, and says,
'God, I hope nothing's happened to him!'"
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment